Jack Stauber Jack Stauber - Cupid

Oh, circumcise my love for you
It's far too vapid and aimless
I wanna be painless
Love soldier
I want closure
(And a dollar for the bus back home)

Oh, euthanize my heartbeat
As I said, boring and calm-free
The day of my love grew
More time out
Oh, we're far now
(I don't wanna ride the bus alone)

How can
Cupid
How could you be so cruel?

How can
Cupid
How could you be so?

Oh, circumcise my love for you
It's far too vapid and aimless
I wanna be painless
Love soldier
I want closure
(And a dollar for the bus back home)